Thursday, March 02, 2006
getting antsy.
back at the library.
8:17am.
I like the sun shining into my eye. slightly uncomfortable and harmful to my retina but nice.
Then there are ants.
I'm not particularly fond of ants.
I don't like em.
I think they like me cause they're always around in the wierdest places.
Once they decided it would be kinda cool to hang out in my lap top.
I left it on my table to charge over night and then next morning when i booted up my lappie, there were ants coming outta everywhere. I got SO freaked out i almost plunged my lappie into the bathtub. Not advisable of course, considering its 2000 buckeroos down the tub. BUT i wonder what those ants were thinking when they decided that my overpriced piece of machinery would be an ideal hangout for them and EVEN shifted in immediately. In the middle of the friggin night. They must be one decisive species huh. Like how they are always nodding to each other, maybe they just are CONSTANTLY making up their minds. So like antA is walking and AntB is like :" shall we move into that Fujitsu place?" and AntA makes up his mind immediately even though moving is like a BIG lifetime desicion and says :"YEAH!"*nod* and so they became the lil old ants that lived in a lap top.
Not very smart if you ask me. I mean no ANT insurance company is gonna insure you if you're living in a lap top! think of the probability of getting electrocuted or getting burnt to death and shocking your ant appliances... i'm not sure if Ants have that Safety Mark thing on their appliances..but its always better to be safe than sorry. So maybe i should help the lil guys out and make some kinda sign that warns them on the dangers of living in a highly overpriced piece of machinery. Of course then some of those outspoken, rebel ants will still ignore my caution and come then i'll have to like carry out drastic actions to keep them away (squashing my fat thumb on em). And then they will stick like white elephant (or whatever animal of choice) cutouts around my laptop cause it costs so much but i wouldn't let em use it.
Damn sometimes tough love is so necessary.
Now if only i spoke and wrote ants.
Maybe if i can find an ant translator. ¶ 4:17 PM
8:17am.
I like the sun shining into my eye. slightly uncomfortable and harmful to my retina but nice.
Then there are ants.
I'm not particularly fond of ants.
I don't like em.
I think they like me cause they're always around in the wierdest places.
Once they decided it would be kinda cool to hang out in my lap top.
I left it on my table to charge over night and then next morning when i booted up my lappie, there were ants coming outta everywhere. I got SO freaked out i almost plunged my lappie into the bathtub. Not advisable of course, considering its 2000 buckeroos down the tub. BUT i wonder what those ants were thinking when they decided that my overpriced piece of machinery would be an ideal hangout for them and EVEN shifted in immediately. In the middle of the friggin night. They must be one decisive species huh. Like how they are always nodding to each other, maybe they just are CONSTANTLY making up their minds. So like antA is walking and AntB is like :" shall we move into that Fujitsu place?" and AntA makes up his mind immediately even though moving is like a BIG lifetime desicion and says :"YEAH!"*nod* and so they became the lil old ants that lived in a lap top.
Not very smart if you ask me. I mean no ANT insurance company is gonna insure you if you're living in a lap top! think of the probability of getting electrocuted or getting burnt to death and shocking your ant appliances... i'm not sure if Ants have that Safety Mark thing on their appliances..but its always better to be safe than sorry. So maybe i should help the lil guys out and make some kinda sign that warns them on the dangers of living in a highly overpriced piece of machinery. Of course then some of those outspoken, rebel ants will still ignore my caution and come then i'll have to like carry out drastic actions to keep them away (squashing my fat thumb on em). And then they will stick like white elephant (or whatever animal of choice) cutouts around my laptop cause it costs so much but i wouldn't let em use it.
Damn sometimes tough love is so necessary.
Now if only i spoke and wrote ants.
Maybe if i can find an ant translator. ¶ 4:17 PM
